A gift for our friends, Eric and Mindy is below because she says we can't play Mad Libs anymore since we are moving. So I grabbed one we did last year together and typed it out for her. Happy now Mindy? *smile* I figure we can do long distance Mad Libs until they come to Missouri some day! So, here's our "Pippy Longstocking" one we did last year (the words in purple were supplied by the group. Eric was the one who wrote them down for us):
"Pippy Longstocking walked strinkingly and boldly, a tense stiffness in her skin. She walked to the United Universal Unitarian Church on her Wednesday night off which she missed a lot due to her campaigning job. She consoled herself with 133 hours of overtime.
The Apostolic Church was only 666 blocks away so she started walking spitefully while smoking a cherry soaked dog hair joint, telling herself to stay fleshly. She was a bit gushy because she had been witnessed to a few months prior by a progesterone cream addict.
Pippy Longstocking never carried much pepper spray with her so all she could offer him was her Obama Berry Soda. She yelled out "CHANGE!" and he stumbled as she went toward the church for toilet paper. Pastor Ahmadinejad saw Pippy snickering now and held his heel open to her. She said, "SO! Can you spare a dollar for an incoherent lady?"
- Roger, Tamara, Eric, Mindy
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2 comments:
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i barely remember that one! i cracked up ALL THE WAY THROUGH almost in tears. that was a really good one! the cherry soaked dog hair joint! LOLCOPTERS (i think that's what my bro says when somethings terribly funny).
mindy (guess i'm gonna have to officially subscribe... give me some time)
Ha!!!!!!!! That was funny huh? Yeah, get an account. Very easy and you can just post comments. I'll have to type out some Mad Libs and have you guys supply the verbs, adjectives, etc.
LOL re: progesterone cream addict!!
Tam
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